Are there really many ways to rome?

this is really confusing. I have been believing in that for so long man. i realy wanna go to rome. i already sold my house, all my belongings are in a shopping cart i stole from walmart. i have even already prepared all my sunbathing clothes, the rubber duck, and my cool abercrombie and fitch swimming boxer. i tried to go to rome through detroit. when i walked on the sidewalk outside the donut and fried chicken place owned by my friend's aunt laQuonde, i got robbed and now i lost everyting. I am now homeless and my internet connection is from starbucks. wow looks like there are not so many ways to go to rome are they? LIAR LIAR